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hamishot:

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Hamilton gets sassy.

You’re sassy. 


I like where this conversation is heading, Sir.
You won’t for long if you continue your trollery. You will be destroyed.

publius-report:

hamishot:

publius-report:

Hamilton gets sassy.

You’re sassy. 

I like where this conversation is heading, Sir.

You won’t for long if you continue your trollery. You will be destroyed.

publius-report:

Hamilton gets sassy.

You’re sassy. 

publius-report:

Hamilton gets sassy.

You’re sassy. 

What are your thoughts on the banks today?

What a general question…

What are your thoughts on Cheese? 

Cheese was created a long time ago. When it first came around it was made straight from milk, pure. After a while they started adding things. Things to preserve it and make it look better on the surface. They also began to use different, usually cheaper ingredients, processing the cheese. After a while they thought, let’s create more Cheeses. So they made new kinds, giving the population a wide variety of Cheese. Some good. Some skunky. Some downright plastic-like. Now, if you want that original, pure cheese, it is mostly readily available at special organic markets. It is normally not available at the easily accessible mainstream supermarkets leaving one’s options to be limited to processed, shiny, cheaper cheeses. 

What are my thoughts on Banks?

A lot like my thoughts on Cheese.

What is money backed by nowadays?
Anonymous

Fear.

I’ve already made this face. If Summer is better than Spring, Holy Moses!

annie-wyatt:

So it’s almost summer in Chicago

and i’m just imagining in June or something the Founding fathers will walk around the city and see women scantily clad in bathing suits. I can almost imagine Alexander Hamilton’s reaction.

Mr Hamilton, any advice for my Businrss and Management test tomorrow? Oh and by the way, let me say that your face makes a great and unique profile icon for my tumblr acccount.

Study and drink coffee.

And thanks! I like my face too. 

Hello, good sir. I thought that you and Jefferson always hated each other, but I don't think I've seen you get into a bad argument. Have you bonded over being misplaced in time? Or do you and Jefferson keep your disagreements to politics? Are you, as we say today, "Frenemies"?

Sure. We’ll say that. 

It is very hard to debate politics with Jefferson, believe me, I have tried with all of my trolling powers. He has forsworn politics for his music. I find this difficult… because I enjoy his music so much, yet I find him to be a tempered buffoon. 

Is Jefferson single, because I sure would like to jump his bones.
Anonymous

That is the single most disgusting thing I’ve heard today. I curse you and wish upon you to a sexless life. Senseless pairing of words from you ma’am or sir or whatever kind of human (if that is even the case) that you may be.

have you ever come across someone who doesn't believe that you're Alexander Hamilton?

Yes. But they were all fools.

Time-travel is so popular in this culture, yet you fail to believe it when you see it. 

I thought you might find it interesting to know that, as per the secret service guard/docent at the White House, visitors to the White House frequently confuse your portrait with that of Jefferson. ;D

Interesting? No. Nauseating? Yes.